Increase Your Manhood by Blogging

Scoble explains his size gains after
just a month of bloggingIf you’re worried about an untimely death due to your blogging habits you should know that scientists have recently discovered some previously unknown benefits to blogging. To put it delicately, it seems that blogging can make you more of a man.

Top “make money online” blogger John Chow apparently needs to have his pants custom tailored for comfort. Don’t worry though - the pants are corporate purchases that go into a holding company for tax purposes. Robert Scoble didn’t respond to requests for comment but according to a source who wished to remain unnamed “they don’t call him tripod because of his photography skills”.

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You’re right, it’s a bit late for an April fools joke. I was just thinking about the New York Times piece about blogging being deadly. John Chow seems to think that this is an example of shoddy journalism. Perhaps it’s a case of old line media lashing out at new media out of fear. But maybe, just maybe, the Old Gray Lady has figured out how to use that new-fangled-interweb-thing-a-ma-jig to it’s advantage and discovered the nifty little term that we bloggers call “linkbait”.

Sorry all - when I saw that pic of Scoble I just couldn’t resist. And besides I’m sure I can attract tons of splog trackbacks with this story.